15 Makeup Products Tested To Last Through Hot, Sweaty Sex

When it comes to buying makeup, all women know they want products that will last them throughout the day and night. What's the point of buying a product you're going to have to reapply and reuse every hour on the hour anyway? Makeup products that last longer not only saves us all some money but, makes us feel comfortable when we go out for a long night of partying and sometimes, a long night of making sweet, sweet loving. Yes, I'm talking about sex.

Some women are concerned when they're getting down and dirty that their makeup is going to look like a hot ol' mess by the time they're done. There's nothing more embarrassing than going out with a guy, sleeping with him and then looking like you stuck your face in a blender by the time you're done. Not cute, boo. Lucky for you all, people have tested some popular makeup products to see if they withstand the test of sex. And, you can get yourself some of them here, too. Happy shopping (and f*cking).

1. Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade:

Test:

Let me tell y'all. I was getting screwed mercilessly by not one, but TWO guys in a session that lasted a little over three hours, spanning several vehicles and rooms of the house on a steamy 76-degree night. And my eyebrows were STILL on fleek!!! My face was getting shoved into pillows, sofa arms, and body parts, and somehow I made it out alive with both eyebrows still intact. Mind you I hadn't reapplied since the morning and this all went down late at night.

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2. Benefit Cosmetics Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill

Test:

My man licked all over my face and came on it and my brows didn't even smudge.

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3. E.L.F. Beautifully Bare Foundation Serum:

Test:

When things get intense and sweaty, this foundation stays put and leaves your complexion flawless time and time again. This stuff is great for keeping you flawless while you're feeling flawless if you catch my drift.

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4. Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara:

Test:

My boyfriend and I took a really nice weekend trip to Florida for our anniversary. After a super fancy (and very humid) dinner outdoors, we went back to the hotel room unusually early. Turns out he was planning for us to have sex for HOURS. I first put the mascara on around 2:00 P.M. that day, and it held up through a solid three rounds of rough sex with a lot of kissing and sweating. All my other makeup was ruined, but my lashes still looked BOMB afterwards. This waterproof mascara works wonders.

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5. CoverGirl Lash Blast Waterproof Mascara:

Test:

I'm usually one to take off my makeup before spending the night at my boyfriend's, but this time was different as I was drunk off tequila shooters and was wearing heels the size of his dick. I was facedown moaning into his pillow for probably two hours with this mascara on, and when I sat up to return the favor, not even a nut on the face could make this heavy duty mascara budge. Incredible! The mascara and the sex.

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