Men Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On a Woman’s Dating Profile


If they have a long list of emojis that are supposed to represent different aspects of their personality. I see you’re part dolphin and really like the number 100? And double nope if one of those emojis is their astrological sign.


“I don’t like drama.” Translation: “drama fuels me.”


A new one is “don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.” Listen lady, if there is one thing I will never change, it is the feeling of self satisfaction I get when i judge strangers for superficial reasons. Ain’t no woman special enough for me to change.


“Message me, I wont talk first.” Alright miss entitled.


I used to think I was open minded as fuck but at this point, if I see anything about the regular need to fulfill obligations pertaining to “hailing the dark lord,” “praising our Eternal Master and his dark envoy,” or anything like that, I back the hell away. I learn my lessons, I tell you what.


Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.