All those who have been intimately involved with a man share an array of similar experiences. *Waits patiently until “not all men” crowd stops shouting.* Here are 26 tweets even they will have no choice but to laugh at:
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https://twitter.com/chaveIy/status/1054503135736160258
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Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy pic.twitter.com/kifb7Le5t8
— Kung Fu Renny (@ruhnayyy_) April 29, 2018
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Me: I’m so depressed
Guys: damn :/ show me your butthole
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) August 10, 2018
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men are trash
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📏 (1 alcoholic bev)
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📍i need a man— alexa (@mariokartdwi) October 20, 2018
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https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1030670513956421632
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https://twitter.com/HeySar4h/status/966089832756842502
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i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives
— UnDo 512 #Stop Cop City (@stop_sweeps_atx) August 4, 2018
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a boy could ask ur bra size and u could be like “ak-47” and he would respond w “fuck 😩😩😩 ur so hot 😫”
— lil waste of space (@pupperonis) October 5, 2018
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lmfao every time pic.twitter.com/acnTJNKmBg
— dad hats™ (@TheyCallMeEMac) June 5, 2018
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why do men think guessing ur ethnicity is a good form of flirting
— ♡ kiran ♡ (@kiranverse) July 28, 2018
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https://twitter.com/gemma_e_b/status/1050522698433085442
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https://twitter.com/tristehomo/status/1032681903462146048
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https://twitter.com/beth_hickmanx/status/1031636571756396544
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https://twitter.com/tristehomo/status/1032681903462146048
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Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall
— katie (@katefeetie) October 15, 2018
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Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 22, 2018
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My taste in men is so bad, the walk of shame for me is when I'm on my way to a date
— defne gencler (@omgitsdef) September 26, 2018
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Someone on tinder just unmatched me mid-conversation because I said I liked ketchup so yes it's going great
— Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) June 23, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1141763861961465857
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https://twitter.com/SusannaLHarris/status/1141911317004951552
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https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1116522775949320192
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Friend: How was your date last night?
Me: great, I totally got lucky
Friend: Oh yeah?
Me: yeah, he didn’t show up
— Kara Morehart (@KaraMorehart) January 11, 2019
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Every time a dude starts a conversation with me on a dating app and then stops answering mid conversation I grow stronger and more powerful.
— Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut (@nicolebyer) June 15, 2019
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If I was a marriage counselor, I'd just make the couple log on to any dating app for 2 min.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 2, 2019
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I’m not dating so much as I’m saying yes when people I find attractive offer to temporarily distract me from the raging global hellscape with shareable small plates and questions about what sports I played in grade school.
— Stephanie Mickus (@smickable) June 21, 2019
