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Men Need To Know These 21 Things Before Losing Their Virginity

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She might have to guide you in. Sometimes for a new pilot it like you’re flying blind.

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Sometimes there’s funny noises. You don’t hear them in porn but they appear in real life.

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Your first time is probably going to be quick. Don’t beat yourself up over it.

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The average penis is 5.5 inches. You are big enough. She’s going to feel it, and it’s going to feel good.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.