Men Need To Know These 21 Things Before Losing Their Virginity

by Alex Cogen

13.

When you are going down on her and during sex LISTEN TO HER. Do more of what makes her moan and makes her say shit like “Keep doing that”. When she says “Keep doing that,” keep doing EXACTLY THAT. Don’t “do it” harder or faster or anything different.

14.

A condom is much cheaper than 18 years of child support.

15.

Express yourself, she wants you to. Guys who learn from porn tend to be really quiet and unresponsive, while expecting wails of bliss from the woman. My gf tells me that she’s been turned off by guys in the past who would have sex and reach orgasm without making hardly any noise or saying anything. Apparently it’s creepy. Let your partner know how you feel and how much you’re enjoying this.

16.

Don’t try to imitate porn. That stuff is for show and uncomfortable as hell.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.