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Men Need To Know These 21 Things Before Losing Their Virginity

17.

Harder doesn’t mean faster.

18.

There will be awkward moments, don’t overthink things, have fun, communicate. Your body was designed to do this, let nature take over.

19.

Don’t go around telling everybody about it afterwards. Those guys you’re trying to impress aren’t ever going to go to bed with you. It’s what women think about you afterwards that really matters.

20.

Always pee afterwards! Gotta clean the pipes to avoid that UTI. It’s like razorblades.

21.

If you meet resistance putting it in (friction, dryness, very tight, other) for some stupid reason a lot of men seem to think the answer is “oh, better push harder”. And that’s stupid and bad and don’t do that! I even tell guys “hey I’m not ready yet don’t push like that” so they stare at me for a second or two and then push in way hard, like they were waiting for me to open a garage or something. That’s not how it works. I don’t know why you think that’s how it works. Just like if she was trying to get you hard, you need to f*ck with it to get it wet. If you’re totally clueless and selfish rub your d*ck head over her clit at least. If not, you’re the d*ck head.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.