It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs

Sex is just so wonderful. Don’t you just want to bang all the time? Of course you do! Because it is the greatest thing in the world.

But some people are so damn stupid when it comes to sex. They have unprotected sex with multiple partners and don’t think twice about it. And then they are hella pissed and surprised when they get an STD. LIKE B*TCH OF COURSE YOU GOT AN STD YOU WERE BANGING WITHOUT A RUBBER.

But some people get really lucky and despite having frequent unprotected sex, they walk away STD free. So if you’re banging on the reg without a condom and you’re still clean, count your lucky stars. But don’t take that as a sign you don’t need protection, because you can only be lucky for so long.

So everyone, repeat after me, “CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!”

It’s a miracle that these 21 people don’t have STDs:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of