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Men Are Sharing The Most Disgusting Things They Do In Private Aaaand That’s Enough Internet For Today.

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My cousin and her fiancé eat each other’s booger’s they look at them and then offer them to each other. They don’t do it privately either,..—LPickleRickl

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If you sit on the toilet backwards, you can use the tank as a table so you don’t have to hold the bowl of cereal while you shit. You’re welcome.—kreative19

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Sometimes I eat my dinner in bed in front of the TV, completely naked. I will occasionally drop some food on my gorilla hairy chest, I take the food and check it for hair and if it’s ok I’ll eat it. Today it was cream cheese and it had no hair but I do remember one time eating some of my own hair chest while doing this and it was f**king disgusting.—Lvnatic92

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I got horny and half way through eating a bowl of Mac and cheese I got curious, came in it, then continued eating. I felt sick after a few bites once my horny levels went down.—YOGZULA

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I’ve gotten into the habit of urinating in old beer cans in my room in the middle of the night because I’m too lazy to walk upstairs and use the bathroom—lacrose4ever

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In private as in only when we’re with the two of us. My boyfriend makes me smell his farts, like he yells ‘Fast!’ and I run/climb/roll over to wherever he is and I put my face in front of his arse. He also makes me “eat” his bellybutton fluffs. With consent.—otter105

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Feed my dog boogers—AlwaysFrontin

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Suck water up my nose and blow it out in the shower. Learned this trick as a dry waller and while it’s nasty in the moment, boy does it feel great after. Edit: didn’t know this could be dangerous.—FA8LE

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I have a poop loofah. I’m a hairy man who has a hairy ass. That means I’ll occasionally get dingle berries if I dont take care of myself.

So I bought a brown colored loofah once and I use it when showering so I can scrub in between my butt cheeks to get it squeaky clean. I use head and shoulders with it so my ass hair is as clean as possible.

The gross part is that I’ve had that loofah for probably 5 years now. I should probably replace it.—Joko_on_Smoko

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I found rock candy on the dirty as floor of my car, got super excited and put it in my mouth. It was just a rock.—fckfcktyfckfck0