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19 People Confess Their Most Embarrassing Walk of Shame Stories

17.

In college I went to a Halloween party dressed as one of the Zoltan guys from ‘Dude Where’s my Car?’ (basically shorts, wife beater and a bubble wrap jump suit). I ended up hooking up with a girl a couple blocks from my house. Now, in order to get said hookup done we had to destroy the bubble wrap suit =(…I know. She also happened to be a terrible scratcher. So the next morning/afternoon I’m walking down the main drag toward my house near campus in shorts, a wife beater LITRALLY covered in blood down the back, and carrying about 3 pounds of bubble wrap in 30 degree weather. I ended up getting a couple round of applauses from neighboring houses accompanied by some beers!

18.

Was at an animal themed mixer one Thursday night, with a test the next morning so I was mostly just hanging out talking. One thing leads to another and I end up going home with this girl, waking up ten minutes before my 9am test and walking across campus reeking of sex in a moose costume to take it.

19.

Woke up in dude’s apartment realized I was 1 hour late for my campus gyno appointment. I walked to the campus clinic and went to appointment in last night’s clothes. Nurse gave me a year’s worth of birth control in a bag and said, “you need this.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.