dating

25 Lucky People Confess The Stupidest Way They Got Laid

5.

My neighbor once asked me to help her de-bone a whole chicken when I walked in there was no chicken, so I walked into her room to ask where it was and she was naked. Reverse naked man-ed. Worked on me.

6.

t

7.

Told a girl who liked pandas that I also liked pandas.

8.

I was leaving the bar one night. As I was about to walk out the door this girl who was about to come in stopped and looked me over. She asked me my name so I tell her, she says “Nice to meet you, let’s go” and takes me by the hand. Drunk Me gives an enthusiastic “Okay!” and we walk hand-in-hand to her apartment.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.