25 Lucky People Confess The Stupidest Way They Got Laid

9.

Went out for drinks with two girls. Girl one and I were supposed to be on a date. Girl two got stood up. Girl one was a horrible B and I told her to go home. Girl two and I looked at each other, said way not, and went back to her house and to do the deed. Turns out girl one and two were roommates. We banged while girl one slept on the couch.

10.

Working abroad in Spain for a few months as part of a college program. Got pretty close with a handful of guys and girls and we would all go out together. One night I’m dancing with one of them and I’m super drunk, so I lean in and say “Hey do you want to shock the world,” trying to hook up with her. That (clearly) did not work, but the next day I brushes it off and laughed about it with everyone. Week later we’re all out again and a different girl in our friend group asks me if I “want to shock the world.” End up taking her home.

11.

“Would you be mad if I kissed you?” Weakest game EVER, but whatever, it’s how my wife and I have had our 14 year long one-night-stand.

12.

We got into a spontaneous burp-off at a party of mine and she ended up staying over.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.