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25 Lucky People Confess The Stupidest Way They Got Laid

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Happened with a friend of mine who I didn’t know had a thing for me. ME: Hey did you see where ____ went? Trying to get with her tonight. HER: If you don’t want to put in the work you can just take me home right now.

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I bet with a girl I just met on the outcome of our foosball game, loser buys the winner a beer. She asked if there was a way to make the bet more interesting. I said yes, the loser give the winner oral sex. She agreed. She lost. She paid up in my car. Then we went to my house and continued.

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I was at a hotel in college with a bunch of other college kids. A bunch of us were in one room drinking and I had to go to the bathroom but someone was using the one in the room. I said I was going to my room to use that one and also get some more beer. A girl in the group asked if she could come with me. When I came out of the bathroom she had one of my t-shirts on. I didn’t go back to the party room with more beer.

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In college, I would shave my head to the bone. I used an electric razor on my face because I can’t grow a beard and I would use a blade on my scalp. I went to a friend in the dorm and asked her if I could borrow some of her women’s shaving cream so I wouldn’t get razor burn. She volunteered to shave my head for me. When she was done, I said thanks and went down the hall to get a shower. I came back to the room and she was still there waiting for me. She was extremely turned on by shaving my skull. She quite literally attacked me when I opened my door. We destroyed my room, flipped furniture, broke a desk, and knocked the doors off one of the closets. I almost felt victimized. Almost. She was my barber for the rest of the year.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.