These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places

by Alex Cogen

21.

Walked by a gas station. Saw Donald Glover pumping gas. Said what’s up to him. Got a photo.

22.

John Waters asked me across the deli counter if we had more house-made mango salsa in the back. We f*cking didn’t.

23.

I saw Aubrey Plaza and her friend in the gift store of the Hagley Museum in Delaware (original DuPont homestead and gunpowder mills). We made eye contact as she left. I smiled and waved. She smiled and flipped me off.

24.

My sister met Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom) at a bar in Orlando. Turns out he was was a groomsman in a wedding and they were out partying.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.