These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever

17.

Not wearing a condom with an ex gf because she said the doctor said she was sterile.

18.

Getting involved with an alcoholic. Thinking I could change her. Spent about 20k in rehab fees for her. She was drinking within three hours of checking out. I honestly had no idea that she even drank until we lived together.

19.

I was traveling across the States with my friends and 6 days in we got to Miami. We got drunk in Wet Willies and met a couple girls and we decided, at 3AM, it was a good idea to go skinny dipping. We all got naked and ran into the sea, leaving EVERYTHING on the beach. We got out of the sea after fucking around for a while and someone had stolen all our stuff. They took everything. I lost my wallet (with $300 in it), my iPhone, my passport and not to mention ALL of my clothes. We all had to run back to our hostel naked which was a good mile away. Still got laid. But I’m an idiot.

20.

The week after I got my brand new laptop that I bought for $1400, I ran it over with my car… woo.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.