25 People Who Had Seriously Awkward One Night Stands


Woke up next to my one night stand. She had pissed the bed. There were a total of 9 people in the house only the 2 home owners knew each other. Everyone else were total strangers. Come to find out I’m in a different state which to be fair is only like 2 hours away from where I live. I had to sit around in piss soaked clothes with a bunch of strangers while my friend came and picked me up. He made me put on a trash bag in his car.


He punched me in his sleep, which resulted in me having a pretty bad black eye for a couple days. We’re friends though so he’s never heard the end of it.


I was woken up by the guy’s mother with cum dried all over me.


Her one year old son crawled in bed and woke me up, he thought I was his daddy. For some odd reason I didn’t mind it.


I served in the US Navy and on one of our visits to Singapore I met a girl at a club called Fire (I think that was the name). Woke up at her apartment in the morning, about 2 hours from the time my ship was set to depart after having spent all my cash the night before, no idea where I was and no idea how I would get back. As I was trying to figure out what I was going to do, one of the other guys from my ship called the girl. It turns out that they were friends and he saw me leave the club with her the night before. He had a taxi meet me at her place and got me back to the ship in time.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.