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21 People Who Have Some Serious Illegal Skills

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Breaking into buildings. Comes from parkour and urban exploring, but has been very useful since. Came back to my friends house we were staying at after a festival once, it was 2 in the morning, he lived on the third floor and I tried buzzing and calling him and got nothing. After like five minutes I just looked up, saw the open window and climbed up the brickwork and in.

14.

Plagiarizing papers, I speak several languages so I find a paper on a similar topic online and translate it.

15.

Avoiding tolls… it’s scary addicting. It started when I didn’t have enough money on me to pay the bridge toll on my motorcycle, so I just covered my plate with my boot as I drove through. Started doing it every weekend, saved me about $10 per trip. I slowly became obsessed and installed a flipper on my car’s plate. Now I save about $90 on tolls for a round trip from Philly to NYC (which I do at least once a month). I’ve cheated the state out of several thousands of dollars easily… never once had any problems or came close to getting caught. I feel like I’m getting away with murder (but seriously those $20 bridge tolls in NYC can suck my ass)

16.

Not me but close friend. He probably stole close to a $1000 worth of clothes/shoes on our trip to NYC. He walked into the Nike store there put on a jacket and walked out like nothing, the only one I personally witnessed but other friends confirmed his stories about the rest.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.