Getting freaky is one of the finest and simplest pleasures of life. Though, actually getting to a point where you’re able to consensually and enthusiastically rub your junk against someone else’s junk can get a bit more tricky. Like, if Tinder has taught me anything, it’s that I now know how to pick the crazy out of a sea of seemingly normal people and avoid that sh*t like the plague.
When a situation for “the sex” arises, you might find yourself wondering if it’s all really worth it. Is the other person too drunk? Will this ruin my current relationship? Uh, duh. And how will my conscience feel about f*cking this crazy or unstable person tomorrow morning? As much as American culture might have you believe, we aren’t all p*ssy and d*ck driven to the point of no control over our own desires.
And as far as I can tell — more and more people from around the internet are coming forward with their reasons for turning down sex. Maybe an estranged lover came to them offering sex for money and they couldn’t in their right mind close the deal. Or maybe that hot Mormon guy you had been flirting with all semester wanted you to take his V-card but you didn’t need a stage 5 clinger on your hands. Yes, your vagine is really that magical.
Either way, these people turned down sex and you won’t believe the crazy reasons they had for doing so:
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