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These People Turned Down Sex For the Craziest Reasons

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Old friend reappeared and was in trouble. Offered sex if I helped her out (not see why). I told her she was better than that and helped her out anyway.

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Going back home from work one day, on the subway, the hottest girl approaches me asking directions, we realize we get off at the same station, I live 2 blocks away from that station with my wife and my 1 year old boy. This girl stops me when we get off and tells me to smoke a cig with her to talk. She asks me to go home with her since “we can go together to work in the morning.” I knew my whole life was nearby waiting for me. I just said, “Sorry! Have to go!”

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A friend brought some girls back to my place when we left the bar. After sitting around drinking and talking for a while, I decided that the chance of herpes was too high. I let her sleep in my bed, because I'm nice, and I wanted a reason to buy new sheets with a higher thread count.

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Obese friend wanted some. No thanks. 10 lb overweight? Great. 20 lb overweight, that's fine. 100 lbs overweight? My penis does not get hard for this. Nothing personal.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.