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These People Turned Down Sex For the Craziest Reasons

18.

I had just gotten off work and was really hungry so I decided to pick some Chipotle up when I ran into a girl that my buddy and I were crushing on. Her and her friend invited me to eat with them so I didn’t eat alone. After we were done eating, they asked me for a ride home so they didn’t have to wait for their ride. I had dropped the other girl off first and then got to the other girl’s (who I liked) house. I went to walk her up to her house when she said nobody was home. She asked me if I had any condoms with me when I told her very awkwardly that I had to go home. The entire ride home my penis was very upset with me but my friend had called dibs first.

19.

When it was my underage step-sister. Since a few wanted a story. We were in her room on her bed and she was already topless. I was taking her pants off when I had a sudden moment of clarity and didn’t go any further than that.

20.

I was sharing a flat with a girl, and we got drunk. One thing lead to another and eventually to her bed. She was hot, i was horny. We were about to go at it and she tells me that she is a virgin. I get a sudden case of morality and tell her that she can’t lose her virginity on a drunken fumble with me. I’m an idiot.

21.

Her vagina had red bumps on it, and I wasn’t sure if she had an STD or not. Another girl was very unattractive. Another said she did not believe in contraception or abortion. Also drunk girls, drunk girls are way too risky.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.