Everyone Go Home Because These 26 People Already Won Halloween

13. Reverse Cowgirl:

12. Trisha Paytas:

11. Tonya Harding and LaVona Fay Golden:

10. Janis Ian and Damian from Mean Girls:

9. Steve Harvey:

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8. Dottie from A League Of Their Own:

7. Thotnos (aka Thot Thanos):

6. Monster:

5. Emojis:

4. ‘Reality’ vs. ‘Snapchat’:

3. Prince and David Bowie:

2. THAT dog on a Four Loko:

1. And, finally, Tonya Harding and Britney Spears, respectively, wearing iconic shirts:

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