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The Porn Industry Has Led Millennial Guys to Believe These 27 Things

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We’ve all watched porn before, right? Alright, if you haven’t, time to check it out. When you do, you’ll see that THEY CAN GET IT. Seriously, pornos are insane. Insane humping, faces dripping with loads, and they meet their partner in the craziest scenarios.

Sounds awesome right? Well, IT IS. But, it’s also totally misleading, especially for virgins or people just starting to get their sex on. You see, porn and real sex are really not all that similar. No towels in sight? No lube? Sex with your step-mom? DA FUQ IS THIS ANOTHER DIMENSION?!

And so, because of all the crazy, kinky sh*t that goes down in porn, sexually inexperienced people believe that stuff is not only real, but the norm. Well, it’s time to set the record straight for those of you that aren’t already aware. PORN IS DRAMATIZED.

The following 27 things are pretty common in pornos, but are really not all that realistic. AND, they have led the following millennial dudes to believe that that is what sex should be like. Well, be aware that all these things are just cray, and don’t expect them when you’re humping a hottie. If ya don’t know, now ya know.

These 27 things that happened in porn led to millennial dudes believing unrealistic things:

1.

That there are plenty of horny college girls or milfs within 5 miles of me, just waiting to bang.

2.

That my teen sis and her friends only have sleepovers in the hope of catching me masturbate, then blackmail me into sex.

3.

All sex starts with 10 min bj, ends with facial.

4.

The harder/faster you shove your fingers up her p*ssy, the better it is.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.