The Porn Industry Has Led Millennial Guys to Believe These 27 Things

by Alex Cogen

20.

That someone will knock on my door with pizza I didn’t order and boobs they want me to fondle.

21.

Everyone everywhere is ready to f*ck, all the time. This Is not true, from my experience.

22.

Not every teenage girl is bi-curious, and it’s much more difficult picking out the ones who are than the “first lesbian experience” videos lead me to believe.

23.

That men don’t/shouldn’t moan. Gentlemen, you know how you like it when we ladies are vocal? That’s very much a 2-way street.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.