That doesn’t stop us from messing up every once in a while, though. Here are 17 reminders that’ll help you put a block on that number rather than engaging in any sort of ultimately pointless conversation.
1. Because they can’t even bother to call you to say they love you:
2. Because they haven’t actually changed at all:
3. Because they’re engaged:
4. Because they make you want to punch yourself in the face:
5. Because sleeping with a terrible person is terrible:
6. Because you look so much better without them by your side:
7. Because they don’t actually have anything to say:
8. Because ain’t nobody got time for that:
9. Because they tell you things you already know:
10. Because when you think about it, you really don’t have any interest: