Sorry to all the only children out there, but siblings are just the tits. If you’ve got a good sibling, you’ve got a partner in crime and an ally to fight against your parents and shitty relatives.
Some people are unlucky and don’t get cool siblings to bond with. They get a nark or mamas boy, and don’t have the pleasure of enjoying the presence of a dope ass friend living under the same roof.
So, if your 10-year-old brother gives you condoms or salutes you while you’re getting laid, then you’ve won the sibling lottery. Seriously, take the time to be like “thnx lord” every single day.
If your sibling sounds like these 33 people, you definitely have a friend for life:
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