If you're living in a place where other people have lived before, you'll likely note all the dents and dings that make homey. Or, if you're living in a place where college students have lived before, you'll notice that the building is lucky to still be standing. No one will trash a place faster than young people living away from home for the first time. That's okay, because the next resident will probably be in college, too, and they'll appreciate the mess.
West Virginia University student Erin White discovered a few things in her residence that made her wonder what exactly had gone down in previous semesters. Specifically, there was a mysterious and intriguing hole in the ceiling. She tweeted that she finally got her curiosity satisfied when the two guys who had formerly rented the place showed up.
So, what made the hole? Hot dogs. Of course.
the boys who lived here before us just stopped by to see the house and I asked about how this hole I️n my ceiling got there and this is how it happened.. idk what I was expecting, but I️t wasn’t that. pic.twitter.com/TeeJfziVq4
— Erin White (@whiteyy_tightie) August 1, 2018
Basically, the guys had hung hot dogs from string instead of mistletoe. Nothing is more romantic around Christmas time than kissing under some swinging sausages. White provided video, just in case you want to imagine yourself there:
— Erin White (@whiteyy_tightie) August 1, 2018
The whole story is proof to many of what they already know: don't trust young men in your home.
Reason 562727 why men cannot be trusted
— delaney caswell (@delaney_caswell) August 1, 2018
what do you mean its free hot dogs for everyone. In that case it should be reason number 1000000000 why men should do this more often
— mus1k (@Mus1kk) August 2, 2018
A good warning White received was that she should probably not ask anymore questions:
Do no, I repeat, do not, turn on a black light in that place. You’ve already lived there and presumably wallowed in whatever other deeds were done there. Stop asking questions while you’re ahead.
— trishlawish (@trishlawish) August 2, 2018
If the hole in the ceiling was caused by hot dogs, you don't even want to know about the missing tile in the bathroom, the kicked in door, or the loose hair in the vents. Just let it go!
There's one thing no one will let go, though. This joke from Tom Green's iconic film Freddy Got Fingered. A cult favorite that will never die has found new life in this story:
— 乇レレ乇 キレの尺乇丂 ? (@eeeely3) August 2, 2018
— lo-fi senpai (@krissyCHYUHH) August 1, 2018
“Daddy would you like some sausage?? Daddy would you like some sausages???” ??????
— Cliff Carr (@IplayWr_Db_Rb) August 2, 2018
What if the former renters weren't college students at all? Instead, let's imagine them as elderly shut-ins who taught Tom Green everything he knows about comedy. The whole picture starts to make a whole lot more sense.