These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students

5.

Yes, I teach at a college. It’s great. During the first day of class,the hot chicks are all spread out,then the next class period, by some magic force, they are sitting right next to each other. When I give tests out I will scan the room just to check them out. I’m not some horny old guy either, just a horny 29 year old, and I would bang the shit out of them if I could.

6.

I teach a lab section at a University. Most of the time I don’t think of the girls that way because I’m preoccupied with my job, but occasionally I have to spend a little extra time behind the computer terminal and wait for it to “go down.” It’s usually not a problem though. I’m a good ten years older than most of these people, and thinking of your students like that is unbecoming. However, sometimes biology is a bitch.

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I was student-teaching when I was 18, and some of these girls were 16 and 17, so there wasn’t that much of a difference in age. She would repeatedly flirt with me, in a movie-like fashion, stressing words. “Oh, I went swimming last week and was so WET”, combined with more obvious “Do you have a girlfriend?” , “Why are you single?”, etc. The final day of the program, after I dismissed class, she came up to me at my desk, and sat in my lap looked me dead in the eye and said “Are you fucking stupid?” I didn’t do it then. I waited, and a week later, I ran into her somewhere, and then I was an 18 year old man and she was a 16 year old girl. I took her to my place and fucked her. This continued for weeks until I moved.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.