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14 Euphemisms for Masturbation That Might Be A Little TOO Creative

7. Punching the clown.

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8. Polishing the bishop. 

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9. Firing the protein rifle. 

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.