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14 Euphemisms for Masturbation That Might Be A Little TOO Creative

10. Choking the chicken.

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Nice visual.

 

11. Five against one.

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12. Playing nature’s joystick. 

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Whatever you say, dude.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.