in humor 14 Euphemisms for Masturbation That Might Be A Little TOO Creative by Mary McCaw September 2, 2016, 12:00 pm 13. Doodling your noodle. Image via Imgur 14. Making vanilla jism shakes. Image via Giphy *Gag* Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.
