14 Euphemisms for Masturbation That Might Be A Little TOO Creative

13. Doodling your noodle. 

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14. Making vanilla jism shakes.

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*Gag*

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.