The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off

We all need that big O every once in a while (if not daily). Sometimes you just don’t have someone to help you out, your usual tools are out of commission, and you just need to get creative.

So what do you do? You search high and low for the proper tools. Need a dildo/vibrator? How about lube? Well, you can find what you need right in your own home!

No dildo in sight? How about your old childhood ken doll! Need lube? Don’t you have some Purell lying around?Okay so maybe those seem weird AF, but they seem to be working for some people.

So if you’re looking for some DIY ways to get off, take a cue from the follow 19 peeps. They aren’t letting a lack of proper tools stop them from getting their sexy time on.

These 19 people used random stuff to get themselves off:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of