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The 19 Weirdest Things Rich People Do Behind Closed Doors

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One of the kids collected miniature cannons. He had all of them in his room and proudly showed them to me. I’m talking everything from like 10 cm to 1 m long, easily 50+ of them. Some of them could actually be fired. At our last appointment he had a little demonstration in the garden. He was 12-13 years old. Mom told me to teach him German, I taught him physics/ballistics on the side.

18.

Worked for a beverage distribution place in a very ritzy resort area for awhile. Guys assistant shows up and says he needs a pallet of Evian for his bosses house. No problem. We load it on the truck and drive it up to his house. After unloading we ask him where he wants it and he leads us into the garage and asks if we can help unload it. So we start downstacking and carry cases of this shit into what I thought would be the kitchen or pantry. Nope. Straight through the house to the back deck. He was filling his hot tub with Evian.

19.

I trained one lady who had to have her dog with her everywhere & couldn’t leave her dog for even an hour. The dog was super needy & not well trained. At least once per session, the dog would just take a piss right in the middle of the gym floor. Rather than clean it up, she would just throw a couple of absorbent pads over it & keep working out. This dog was also so needy that in order to do anything during the workout, I had to constantly rub his belly. Otherwise he would either be right in our way in the middle of the exercise, or barking his little face off. So while she would perform her exercise, I would be coaching her & either rubbing the dogs belly or playing tug-of-war with him at the same time.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.