Nipples are hella delicate and should be treated with the utmost care. Sure, it's fun to tug on those bad boys while banging, but when playtime is over, it's time to treat those pepperonis like the precious commodities that they are.
But some people don't give their nips the TLC they deserve. They light them on fire, staple them, and cover them in hella hot cheese.
And sure, nipple piercings are sexy and dope, but for the love of god, don't pierce your own nips. Like, for instance, when out camping in the middle of nowhere. And maybe don't pierce your friend's nipples when you are high or drunk AF and have ZERO experience piercing things.
So learn from these people's mistakes. Treat yo nips right, 'cause who knows, you might actually need them one day.