10. When he dropped this most iconic of food-related disses:
9. As well as this sandwich burn:
8. When he voiced a very strong (and true opinion) concerning people who give out apples as Halloween treats:
7. When he really didn't appreciate the texture of his dish:
6. When the meal was so bad, he appealed to greater forces:
5. When he likened a chef to a pastry:
4. When he dispatched this macabre insult:
3. When he shamed the rawness of a contestant's chicken and her lipstick simultaneously:
2. When he had a choice word about the plating of his rice:
1. All of the general savagery involved here:
