We Know Which Dumb Mistake You Love To Make, Based On Your Favorite Drink

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It’s hard to imagine your best nights out without alcohol. Vodka soda gave you the confidence to chat up that sexy stranger – and things just happen when rum and coke is around.

Plus, you’re pretty sure you never would’ve learned to dance like that without tequila.

But booze can be a fickle friend.

Not only will you wake up with dry mouth and a raging headache – not a glass of water in sight – there’s a good chance you did something stupid. And it’s probably not the first time.

Because the thing is, for anyone who enjoys a good time, there’s a point in the night when a certain familiar, horrible decision starts to sound like the best idea you’ve ever had.

And – spoiler alert – we can pinpoint exactly what kind of idiot/asshole you’ll be, based on your favorite drink. 

Here are 8 of the most popular alcoholic drinks out there – and the dumb-ass things they’ll drive you to do. 

Take it with a grain of salt, especially if your drink of choice is…

1. Tequila Shots
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There’s a time and a place to dance on tables – it’s called spring break.

Sadly, no one ever bothered to share this critical information with you. So, while drunk you is busy thinking “Yeah, that bar was totally made for me to stand on! Let’s get up there and shake that THANG!” everyone else is busy Snapchatting your nip slip/skirt riding up/insert wardrobe malfunction here. And while snaps may be fleeting, a reputation is forever.

…Hey, at least you’re fun!


Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.