4. Wine
You love gossip, and you know everybody’s business – it’s what makes you so fun to hang out with.
Then again, people's desire to hang with you could have everything to do with keeping you in check, and less to do with your sharp wit and winning personality. Hard to talk shit about someone behind their back when they're standing right in front of you, eh?
5. Jager Bombs
Outside the Jersey Shore, your very existence is offensive. But on second thought, you probably offend people there, too.
