When you think of Star Wars you think of sex.. right? Okay, okay, maybe not. But words like action and excitement should come to mind. And when it comes to sex, don’t you want the same things?
Alright to this is all a stretch, but hear me out. Star Wars should have always been incorporated into sex. Surely people have role played Leia’s sexy bikini scene, right? Just me? Cool, got it.
But in my mind, Star Wars sex toys have been inevitable. I think the Star Wars universe is hella sexy. Like… HAN MOTHER F*CKING SOLO?!? Harrison Ford can get it.
So let’s add a little more of the force into our sex lives. Can I get an Ewok battle cry to that?!?
So obviously I thought it was a miracle when Geeky Sex Toys made this announcement:
A long time ago, in a fantasy far far away…. STAR TOYS! Available now?! https://t.co/qAK6moJIoU ?We’ve spent many many moons working on these products and are absolutely thrilled with the final results.? Go check em’ out! #handsolo #darthvibrator pic.twitter.com/m0VakOG1Fg
— Geeky Sex Toys (@Geeky_Sex_Toys) December 4, 2017