The Force is Strong in these New Star Wars Sex Toys

First, there are the Star Wars vibrators.

You’ve got the R2-V2, clearly modeled after another beloved robot:

The “Vibe Trooper” Storm Trooper to fight it’s way into your pants:

And the Darth Vibrator, if you want to get in touch with your dark side:

*Now don’t hate, but all 3 are sold out (’cause they’re dope) but are available for pre order!

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of