in entertainment, humor The Stuff People Google is Actually Ridiculous by Mary McCaw August 14, 2015, 7:13 pm 13. Heaven. Followed by McDonald's. 14. Umm… 15. Think these are ‘before' searches, or ‘after' searches? 16. Water into wine? No problem. Hot mexican food? GTFO. Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.