In high school my friend was dating this creepy girl who would fake passing out for attention, sat there continuously taking pictures of him, called him 7 times in 5 minutes when he didn’t answer, just all around creepy/annoying behavior. He broke up with her at my house then left. So I’m sitting in my room with her watching Beetle Juice and she gets this really creepy look on her face and says “I’m not going to let him break up with me, it’s just not going to happen.” And basically just went on a long monotone rant like that with the creepiest expression ever on her face. 10.
While lying in bed one night, having customary pre-sleep conversation, my girlfriend says out of the blue “If we ever break up, I am going to cut your penis off and you can sew my vagina shut, just so neither of us can have sex with anyone else, ever again.” 11.
An ex of mine used to scratch the dandruff off his head over a folder then pour it into a baby jar, thus saving it. He would collect ‘enough’ then eat it. 12.
I once had a girl who liked me take me for a ride through hilly, curvy country roads… taking 20 mph turns at 60, laughing hysterically saying, “HAHAHAHA I’m crazy!” while blaring fast-paced dubstep. She was offended when I grabbed the “oh sh*t” handles. Back to Top