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These 21 Disgusting People Did The Most Unsanitary Things Ever

14.

Spent a week eating every meal with a spoon which I would then lick clean and return to my pocket. I’ve done this many times.

15.

When we were both maybe 7-8 my older sister convinced me to taste my own shit (I think she pretended to do it first — details are a little fuzzy). My parents found out (because she ran to tell on me), and I was grounded for the rest of the night. She got off scott free.

16.

I was 16 and, being a minister’s kid, I took girls to the church to hook up. (Mainly in the parking lot, 2nd grade sunday school room, etc.) We were straddling a bench making out in the outside amphitheater,I had asked her if she was on her period, her reply was “no, that was last week” I then began to fingerbang her. We stop hooking up and decide to go back to her house and watch a movie with her parents, it was very dark outside and did not notice all of the blood over both of my hands until we pulled up to her house. So what did I do? No water, no sanitizer, nothing. I licked all of it off in the 30 seconds it took to get to her front door, where her dad was waiting to shake my hand.

17.

Still drunk after waking up in a strange house after a party, I was starving. Spotted some fries and mushy peas on a table that I supposed someone had leftover from the previous day. Wolfed the majority of them down and went back to sleep in some corner with a sofa cushion as a blanket. Awoke later refreshed and noticed that the chips and mushy peas I’d filled my belly with earlier was actually just chips covered in mold.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.