These 21 Disgusting People Did The Most Unsanitary Things Ever

18.

My iPhone fell out of my back pocket into an airplane shitter as I was pulling my pants down. It was the kind with the little metal flap over the hole to the poo tank filled with blue stuff. The phone didn’t fall through all the way, kind of hung in between. I went to pick it out and my hand put weight on the phone before I had a grip on it and plunk into the wild blue yonder. My first reaction was “there’s soap in here, I can just wash my hands” and went in after it. But the second my hand felt a floating turd down there I was like nope! It’s gone.

19.

I was used to drink water from a black “Guinness” mug I bought in Ireland. It was my everyday mug during lunches and dinners to differentiate from my parents and siblings. One day I took it from the closet, poured some water and drank. Then I felt something was swimming in my mug and it was a big black cockroach. Luckily it didn’t get into my mouth, it was kind of big. When I noticed it I just took it out from my glass, throw it in the garbage can and continue drinking the same water again.

20.

When I was a little kid I would eat the gum from under restaurant tables.

21.

Once, in the drunken heat of the moment (and with encouragement from the girl), I went A to V. Days later, she started complaining of intense, sharp pains and thought she had kidney stones. It got so bad we had to go to the emergency room, where she was X-rayed. She was found not to have kidney stones, but rather a massive infection that required powerful antibiotics to treat. She also apparently received a stern talking-to from a doctor. The trip to the emergency room cost us $2,200, so that was a very expensive lesson to learn.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.