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These 21 Dudes Met the Scariest Dads Imaginable

13.

“Please let me give you a tour of the house. First stop, my gun collection.”

14.

The first time I met my gf’s dad I tried to shake his hand and introduce myself all serious and respectful like, he grabbed my hand and half-shook it without even ONCE looking at me. I thought he was the world’s biggest d*ck.

15.

Went to shake his hand and he left me hanging. Then about 4 years later, when telling him his daughter and I were getting married and she was a few months pregnant, he just said “It’s gonna be a small wedding.”

16.

Walk up to front porch the Dad was sitting on Dad- “How she goin…..” Me- “Not to bad, how abou…” Dad- “I wasnt talking to you.” I was the only one there . Than I noticed he was petting a mounted deer head and had a gun out.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.