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These 21 People Know About Their Significant Other’s Embarrassing Secrets

7.

He went ahead and watched drag race without me while i was away because he couldn’t stand to wait to find out who won. Then put it back in the stream so I wouldn’t notice. It’s only embarrassing because he went to lengths to hide it and then watched me watch it pretending he hasn’t seen it. Silly sausage.

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An ex of mine used to regularly pass wind directly onto my crotch if she fell asleep while we were spooning. It was so hard not to wake her up with my laughter, but as far as I know she never realized. That or she was a master fart troll.

9.

My fiancee hates singing in front of other people. Actually, ‘hate’ is too nice: it’s bordering on a phobia. Even on my birthday she only managed two shaky lines of ‘Happy Birthday’ when it was just me and the dog (which still meant a lot, because I know how badly she hates singing when other people can hear her). Once, she pocket dialed me while driving, and I could hear her singing along to her radio. I ended up listening for almost five minutes before hanging up. So far as I know, she isn’t aware she dialed me, or that I heard her singing. I kinda wish it would have gone to my voicemail, so I could have an actual recording of it.

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When we go out and he drinks (not even drunk, just a nice buzz) he always pees on himself just a little bit. He also occasionally digs for gold when he thinks no one is watching and he does it with such commitment it makes me want to blow my nose.

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I woke up in the middle of the night and saw my ex pick his nose in his sleep and eat it. I thought he was awake at first but when I laughed out loud, he just flipped over and kept snoring. He would probably never sleep comfortably with a gf for the rest of his life if he knew about it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.