These 21 People Shouldn’t Give Sex Tips

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Look, you can’t deny that you’ve asked for sex advice from anyone that was willing to give you their words of wisdom. When you first started thinking about sex, you had to have asked friends, older siblings, or anyone else within earshot. I’m sure you’ve got some legitimately good advice about being between the sheets but there’s some f*cking stupid advice out there.

You probably shouldn’t trust your older brother or sister if they start snickering after they give you advice on how sex. They’re probably setting you up for failure and you should already be wary of that after all the practical jokes they’ve played on you over the years.

Google and the internet may probably be your best bet at this point. If you have any doubt with some recently acquired sex advice, you should probably search the internet for answer. Chances are, there’s someone out there that’s probably tried and failed at whatever sex advice you’ve been given. Search grapefruit oral and you’ll know never to do that again, trust me.

These 23 people shouldn’t be giving sex advice:


From the high school locker room: Dip your balls in a mug of hot water to kill all the sperm. Then she can’t get pregnant.


The literal worst: “Bite the bean”.


You only become pregnant if you both finish at the same time.


“A SHOELACE: Wrap it around the middle of his shaft once, so you have two long ends. Then … pull on the strings, flossing it up and down.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.