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These 21 People Shouldn’t Give Sex Tips

5.

My sister works in an adult toy shop, and she told me this story. A customer asked her co-worker the difference between two types of We-Vibes, and the employee told her that one was for “square vaginas”, and the other was designed for “triangular vaginas.”

6.

Cosmo advice: Take a baseball and when he's on top, roll it along his spine. The ridges of the baseball will give him a massage while he's going at it. I think they also said it will increase his orgasm or something…. I think Cosmo writers are either (A) Perpetually drunk or (B) Actually 14 year old girls in a treehouse thinking up this shit.

7.

Twist the head

8.

Masturbate in front of him using a popsicle and then “invite him to fuck your shockingly icy p*ssy.”

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.