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These 21 People Shouldn’t Give Sex Tips

17.

If you rinse out a vagina with a turkey baster after unprotected sex, pregnancy prevention increases by 98%

18.

To use a grapefruit during oral. There’s a whole YouTube channel dedicated to the art. Hilarious, but I wouldn’t ever use it as actual advice, I feel like citrus would sting just a bit too much

19.

Vape juice is a great lubricant.

20.

Mine was to have your gf put a mint in her mouth before oral. Not really bad advice in and of itself, but we didn’t have any mints, so she grabbed a breath strip and went down on me before it was fully dissolved. It promptly stuck to my penis and burned with the fury of 10,000 icy suns. It wouldn’t wash off for five full minutes, and afterwards my gf had laughed so hard at my convulsing agony that all we could do afterward was go to bed and try to forget that night ever happened.

21.

My Dad decided it was time I had the talk and proceed to be so socially awkward about it that I walked away knowing less about sex than going in. He first described a vagina as “a second butt where you have a penis.” Then proceeded to say “one day when your older and married you take your penis and put it in her cough then you pee in her.” Yes you read that right my father told me sex was me putting my penis into a second butt and peeing. I am so thankful for sex ed and pornography because without my first time would’ve been much different.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.