“Ass or titties?” is possibly one of the most annoying questions on the planet. Why you gotta pick between them? ‘Cause, let's be honest, they are both just so wonderful.
But apparently some people tend to have a preference for one or the other, and I guess I can't judge them for that. Really, anything squishy is equally sexy in my book. But, for now, let's focus on dem titties.
Boobs are like human stress balls that you just want to grab and squeeze all the time. But some dudes love titties so much, they want to do a lot more stuff besides fondling. They want to motorboat those sandbags and put their wiener right between those suckers.