We all have that one friend who claims to have slept with that famous singer back in the summer of 2013. And whether or not we fully believe them (but like, did she really suck the Bieb’s d*ck??), it still makes for one hell of a story.
Bagging and banging a famous rock star or Hollywood celeb definitely gives you mad sexual props. You, out of the hundreds of thousands of fan girls and boys, were picked to slob on their glorious (usually entitled) knobs. Just ask the lady who f*cked Lil Wayne. If throwing a hundred dollar bill at you and then kicking you out of their tour bus isn’t romance, then I don’t know what is!
So the next time you’re at a concert or film festival or coffee shop and you happen to “accidentally” run into your celebrity crush, go for it! If they’re puttin’ down the sexual energy, you need to pick that sh*t up and roll with it. Because hey — there’s nothing more fun AND more annoying than talking nonstop about that time you banged the lead singer from Hootie & the Blowfish two decades ago.