These 23 Losers Show You How NOT To Use Tinder

5. Speaking of GOT — this girl just wanted to recap! She didn’t need to hear about you choking the chicken, dude.

6. Is there an option for none of the above, please?

7. This a**hole who’s probably the kind of guy that comes on your face without asking:

8. Don’t MESozoic with this girl or else she’ll put you in your gahd-damn place.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.